List of Balls of Steel episodes

• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Buzzin' Game
  • Quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which the victim's buzzer is deliberately faulty, so that he loses to a stooge.
  • Final solo round is a wire loop game which buzzes when the contestant is near the end even though the loop didn't actually touch the wire.
• The Annoying Devil: annoys people while they're going to work
• Neg's Urban Sports: Big Stranger Rodeo
  • Jumps on a stranger and attempts to stay on for as long as possible.
• The Pain Men: DIY tools
  • Heat gun to body hair (7/10)
  • Electronic sander to buttocks (9/10)
  • Hammer a nail into skin between thumb and finger then extracting it (10/10)
• Prank TV with Miss Lee
• Randy Cambell Stunts: 50ft jump into a Piranha filled children's paddling pool

Winner: Alex Zane's Buzzin' Game

• The Annoying Devil: annoys people with his car
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy
• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Cleverness Game
  • One-on-one specialist knowledge quiz resembling Mastermind; however, most of the "correct" answers were in fact wrong.
• The Big Gay Following
• The Man Tester: shows a disability whereby she walks with a stagger
• Randy Cambell Stunts: BMX jump over two cars and an angry monkey

Winner: The Annoying Devil

• Prank TV with Miss Lee
• Neg's Urban Sports: Urban Sprinting
  • Sets off shop security alarms and then runs from the guard to the nearest burger bar as quickly as possible.
• The Annoying Devil: annoys people while they're shopping
• The Bunny Boiler: Brighton Beach – Chris and Renée
• The World's Worst: London cab driver
• The Pain Men: the office
  • Filing cabinet door slammed into hand (8/10)
  • Elastic bands released onto forehead (8/10)
  • Stapler pressed onto tongue (10/10)

Winners: The Pain Men

• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Lying Game
  • One-on-one interrogation using a fake lie detector.
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy
• The Naked Man: a walk through the Lake District
• Prank TV with Miss Lee
• The Man Tester: proposes sex with the man she meets with her boyfriend watching; the boyfriend then appears in a gimp suit
• Randy Cambell Stunts: fired out of a cannon into a fishing net

Winner: Toju – The Militant Black Guy Note: This episode has since been banned from airing and removed from 4oD, due to controversy over practical jokes played on Tom Cruise and Sharon Osbourne.

• The Annoying Devil: annoys people in their leisure time
• The Bunny Boiler: the park – Donovan & Isabelle
• The Pain Men: the kitchen
  • Fridge door slammed into face (6/10)
  • Electric whisk on tongue (6/10)
  • Onions squeezed into eyes (10/10)
• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Sex Contract Game
  • Dating show resembling Blind Date in which the contestants have purportedly signed a contract ensuring the girl and the guy she picks will have sexual intercourse; however, the girl is replaced with an uglier one at the last moment.
• Neg's Urban Sports: Make them Move
  • Attempts to get people to move from a place as quickly as possible by making strange noises and gestures.
• The World's Worst: barman

Winner: The Bunny Boiler

• Prank TV with Miss Lee
• The Big Gay Following
• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane Brain Game
  • Turn-based general knowledge quiz between three contestants, one of which gets very difficult questions whereas the other two have very easy ones.
• The Bunny Boiler: coffee shop – Greg & Jun
• The Naked Man: Great Dorset Steam Fair (edited out of series DVD)
• Randy Cambell Stunts: walk a tightrope over a shark

Winner: Prank TV with Miss Lee

• The Annoying Devil: annoys people with signs
• Prank TV with Miss Lee
• Alex Zane's Games: The Alex Zane Spelling Game
  • One-on-one spelling quiz in which the contestant's answers are deliberately misheard (usually confusing M and N).
• The Pain Men: the streets
  • Stiletto kick to the groin (6/10)
  • Cattle prod to testicles (8/10)
  • Long-lasting blue spray sprayed over face (10/10)^[1]
• The Man Tester: performs phone sex while in the man's company
• Randy Cambell Stunts: jump over an oncoming car

Winner: The Annoying Devil

• Alex Zane's Games: Say What You See To Me AZ
  • Round 1: Identification game resembling Richard and Judy's You Say We Pay; however, Alex carefully avoids saying the answer.
  • Round 2: The roles are reversed; however, the contestant gets only one guess and the clues are often misleading.
  • Round 3: One contestant must draw something for Alex to identify; however, most of the pens don't work, and when the contestant finally manages to draw something Alex deliberately gets the answer wrong.
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's Burger Bowl Off
  • Throws fast food at members of the public from the sunroof of a car, and scores based on the price paid for the food.
• The Annoying Devil: annoys people while they're working
• Prank TV with Miss Lee (USA): goes to Hollywood and surprises the stars by talking on sexual subjects
• The Pain Men: the pub
  • Pool cue shoots the cue ball to person's head (8/10)
  • Darts are fired into buttocks (180/10)^[2]
  • Beer bottle smashed on head (9/10)
• The Fuckers: perform sex while being shown around houses by estate agents and in the back of a London cab

Winner: Neg's Burger Bowl off

• The Big Gay Following
• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Shocking Game
  • General knowledge quiz in which an electric shock is purportedly used as a forfeit; however, the same contestant ends up being shocked erratically.
• The Bunny Boiler: as a tarot card reader – Ollie & Catherine
• Neg's Urban Sports: Knock and Don't Run
  • Knocks on strangers' doors and keeps them standing with the door open for as long as possible.
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy
• Mr. Inappropriate

Winner: The Big Gay Following

• Alex Zane's Games: From A to Z with Me AZ
  • A quiz similar to his Buzzin' Game, this time themed around a letter of the alphabet; also contains elements of the Spelling Game.
• The Big Gay Following
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's Urban Skittles
  • Goes into public buildings and gets the people inside to drop to the floor by pretending to be concealing a gun.
• Prank TV with Miss Lee (USA)
• The Pain Men: The great outdoors
  • Hand caught in a field trap (7/10)
  • Mouse trap on tongue (8/10)
  • Someone shot with a firemen's hose on full power (8/10)
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy

Winner: Militant Black Guy

• The Annoying Devil: annoys people in the dark
• Neg's Urban Sports: Big Euro Stranger Rodeo
  • Same as the Big Stranger Rodeo of Series 1, with victims of various European nationalities.
• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Object Game
  • Round 1: Contestant must identify an object from a close-up; however, in most cases the object is actually a larger scene of which the visible object is a part.
  • Round 2: Contestant must identify objects by touch while blindfolded; however, one of the objects is changed between the contestant feeling it and revealing what they actually are.
  • Round 3: Contestant must memorise ten objects that are thrown (too quickly to make out easily) across a conveyor belt.
• The Bunny Boiler: as a lifeguard – Carn & Sharon
• The Fuckers: perform sex on a boat on the River Thames, a pub and a car showroom
• The Escapologist: Hypodermic Express – whilst he's trying to unchain himself from a model train track, three trains with hypodermic needles are set to run into his face, his left buttock and his testicles at different intervals

Winner: The Fuckers

• Mr. Inappropriate
• Prank TV with Miss Lee (USA)
• The Annoying Devil: annoys one person all day
• The Pain Men: household chores
  • Steam from kettles directly onto human faces (8/10)
  • Drag knees across a carpet (9/10)
  • Strimmer on buttocks (10/10)
• The Big Gay Following
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy

Winner: Prank TV with Miss Lee

• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane's Famed Brain Game
  • Quiz against a celebrity opponent (The Cheeky Girls) who are fed the answers through a concealed earpiece.
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's Keep 'em Out
  • Stands behind sliding doors and attempts to prevent people from entering.
• The Annoying Devil: annoys people while they're relaxing
• Penis Fly Trap
• The Pain Men: school
  • School desk lid slammed into face (8/10)
  • Cane whacked across buttocks (9/10)
  • Wedgie performed by a crane (8/10)
• The Fuckers: perform sex in a lift, a coin-operated toilet booth and the cinema

Winner: The Annoying Devil

• Alex Zane's Games: Alex Zane Couples Game
  • Interrogation of couples about their relationships, in which partners must agree on answers both between themselves and with a fake lie detector
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's My Ball
  • Interrupts various ball sports, grabs the ball and attempts to retain possession for as long as possible.
• Scummy Mummy: with her young son
  • chains him up outside a pub
  • swears while with him
  • lets him urinate on a shop floor
• Big Gay Following: as a hypnotherapist
• Deaf TV with Miss Lee
• The Bunny Boiler: at a football match – Tom & Amy

Winner: Big Gay Following

• The Annoying Devil: annoys English people with signs and then annoys people in France
• Prank TV with Miss Lee (USA)
• Alex Zane's Games: The Alex Zane Observation Game
  • A spot the difference game in which no differences any reasonable person could be expected to spot are present.
  • A photograph, which the victim seems for only something like 1 second instead of the claimed 10, followed by a question about it.
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's Red Carpet Run
  • Crashes red carpet events and attempts to evade security staff for as long as possible.
• The Pain Men: building site
  • Drop testicles in a cup of tea (8/10)
  • Wire brush drill on buttocks (9.5/10)
  • Crane throws someone through a breeze block wall (10/10)
• Mr. Inappropriate

Winner: Mr. Inappropriate

• The Bunny Boiler: as a masseuse – Couple 1: Hemal & Nella; Couple 2: Ian & Natalie
• Knob Jockey – as a homosexual jockey he rides different men
• The Annoying Devil: annoys people while they're trying to keep fit
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy
• Scummy Mummy: appearing to be pregnant
  • shows excessive flatulence
  • smokes
  • dives into a swimming pool
  • pretends her waters have broken while out shopping
• Neg's Urban Sports: Urban Stag Hunting
  • Same as Burger Bowl Off from series 2, targeted at groups of men on a stag party.

Winner: The Annoying Devil

• Alex Zane's Games: The Alex Zane Buzzin' Game (USA)
  • Same as the Buzzin' Game of Series 1.
• Big Gay Following: holds auditions for his new play Hard Men
• Prank TV with Miss Lee (USA)
• The Pain Men: Toys
  • Radio-controlled car hits person's head (9/10)
  • BB gun shot to face (7/10)
  • Conker hits testicle (10.10/10)
• The Annoying Devil: Annoys people while they're trying to work
• Mr. Inappropriate

Winners: Pain Men

• Alex Zane's Games: The Alex Zane Heart Rate Game
  • Contestant must describe pictures while keeping their heart rate (as measured using a fake monitor) under control.
• Scummy Mummy: with newborn baby
  • sprays somebody while trying to breastfeed
  • tries to get the baby a tattoo
  • smokes while with her
  • gives her alcohol at a pub
  • puts the baby in a car seat, but drives off having "accidentally" left it on the roof of the car
• Neg's Urban Sports: Speed Smoking
  • Lights up in public buildings (where smoking had been made illegal the previous year) and attempts to take as many drags as possible while running from security staff.
• The Bastard in Black: referees a football match but makes terrible decisions
• Toju – The Militant Black Guy
• Mr. Inappropriate

Winner: Alex Zane's Heart Rate Game

• The Bunny Boiler: as a pottery teacher – Benn & Katiyana
• Big Gay Following
• The Annoying Devil: calls people to his house to annoy them
• The Pain Men: Olympics to celebrate the opening ceremony of the Beijing 2008 olympic and paralympic games
  • Trampoline jump onto drawing pins (8/10)
  • High jump onto cacti (7/10)
  • Fencing foil across buttocks (10/10)
• Neg's Urban Sports: Neg's Swear Bingo
  • Knocks on strangers' doors and attempts to make them say as many as possible of six swear words.
• Alex Zane's Games: The Alex Zane Spelling Game (USA)
  • The same as before, with the added element of the British spelling of colour being expected despite both the contestant's nationality and the show's location.

Winners: Pain Men