Hi! Welcome to my Patreon page! If you're visiting, you must be a big fan of horsecock. Just like me! You'll fit in fine. :P
I often get questions from new Patrons wondering why they can't find a certain thing, or asking about the tiers they've pledged to. If you plan on pledging, please read these to decide what tier is right for you.
IN DEPTH TIER DESCRIPTIONS
$1 Tier
-You get access to any posters (pictures) that I post here. A lot of them are just 4k versions of stuff that you'll only find in 1080p around the web, some of them never make it to public eyes!
-This has honestly become somewhat more of a tip jar. I DO still post stuff to it, but it's not very frequent. When I started this Patreon, my main focus was pictures. However, I started animating more and more and stopped doing pictures for the most part, but you will still get them whenever they're available!
$5 Tier
-You get everything from the lower tier.
-You get access to the Patreon timeline, which has early access to everything I post publicly. By supporting at $5, you get early access to all animations by at LEAST a week, but it can sometime be by up to a month!
-The timeline is NOT an archive of everything I've made. Links are set to expire after a while once an animation has become public, so if you expect to find something from two years ago available here, it's not going to happen. However, you can get that in the next tier up...
$10 Tier - GOLD
-You get everything from the lower tiers.
-You get access to the GOLD section of the Patreon-Only Discord server. We have a little community where we talk about all kinds of stuff. It's super friendly and fun and nice! It's not CRAZY active, but I like hanging out with the wonderful people there. :3
-On the Discord server, I run monthly events. Chances to win things, and live-events stuff. You get access to that fun stuff!
$15 Tier - PLATINUM
-You get everything from the lower tiers.
-You get access to the WIPs channel in the Discord Server, where I post Work-In-Progress shots from things I'm working on! See what you have coming before anyone else. :P
$20 Tier - DIAMOND
-You get everything from the lower tiers.
-You get access to the HOLY GRAIL, which is a dropbox folder with pretty much everything I've ever made! If you're looking to easily download absolutely everything I've worked on, this is where to do it! The link is destroyed and re-created monthly, so if you leave diamond, you lose diamond. :P
-The HOLY GRAIL also acts as EXTRA EARLY ACCESS. Whenever I finish a new animation, you instantly have access to it, instead of waiting for the Patreon upload schedule. That means you can see things up to a month before the $5 tier.
-10% discount on all commissions!
$30 Tier - RAINBOW
-You get everything from the lower tiers.
-You get access to the VOTING channel on the Discord server. This is where I go when I'm fresh out of ideas and want someone to give me something to work with. This is also where the ScrewThePast voting takes place. This is your best chance of actually influencing the animations I work on (without commissioning me. :P)
So, with all that information about the tiers, hopefully you can make a well-informed decision about which tier you would like to pledge to!
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Here's some other Frequently Asked Questions.
Who are you?
Hi! I'm Screw! I'm just an animator who loves massive horsecock, big futa gals, and fun! I'm a twenty-something dude who originally lived in the UK, but now lives in Illinois, USA.
Why did you start animating, and how long for?
Honestly, I started playing around with ponies in SFM a loooooong time ago back in the tumblr days, just for something to do while I was bored. I posted some stuff and pictures wanted me to do more, so I did! Then someone asked for a commission, and I got more followers, and things just kind of spiralled out of control. I decided to force myself to learn how to animate a few years back, and since then, I've found quite the passion for it. I'm now lucky enough to call it my job, thanks to all of you wonderful patrons who support me! <3
What are 'ScrewThePast' and 'ScrewingWithDash'?
ScrewThePast is a monthly vote that happens on the Discord Server where we pick one of my very old pictures that gets a new lick of paint! New models, new animation, new everything!
ScrewingWithDash is an event that happens in the GOLD section of the Discord Server, where Patrons ask questions to Dash, Screw and a guest pony, and I make pictures as fast as possible to answer some of them. ScrewingWithDash is currently on hold while I work out some of the issues with it. It was getting same-y and quite quickly lost some interest. It is hopefully set to return sometime soon.
Do you take commissions?
I do! I don't have a price sheet, since animation can vary so WILDLY in terms of how long it takes to create.
However, I generally tell people that a basic, short loop commission, with two characters starts at around $220. Short loops are between 6-10 seconds, and you'll get a seamlessly looping animation in 1080p at 24fps, in both mp4 and webm formats.
Anything that adds on to that, such as number of characters, super complex animation or long length of time will of course, raise the price.
If you're interested in getting a commission from me, please either contact me via the messaging system here, or get in touch with me on Discord if you're in one of those tiers. I'm happy to hear what you'd like, and always work to try and get you the best price I can give, while still feeling fairly compensated for my time! :3
How long does an animation take?
Like I said in commissions, it can vary wildly! If I'm super inspired and work all day, I can get a short loop commission done in anywhere from 5-10 hours (sometimes more)! More complex animations can take anywhere upwards of 20 hours to complete, and the most complex ones have taken upwards of 100 hours. I love animating, but it can be a SUPER long winded process, sometimes.
Will you teach me/help me learn SFM and animation?
Sorry, but no. I'm not here to be a teacher. Im happy to give you a quick tip or pointer if you're super stuck with something, but my Patreon, and my server, are not a place to discuss to learn how to animate.
Are you planning on adding sound to x animation?
No. I'm not a sound engineer, I'm an animator. I add sounds to particular special animations, but for the most part, I do not put sound on my videos.
Good sound design takes a lot of time and effort, and after I've just spent 30 hours animating something, the last thing I want to do is stare at it for another 5 hours to add some decent sound. There's a lot of BAD sound design in animation that has clearly just been slapped on at the end, and I'd rather have no sound over bad sound.
Do you have any other hobbies or pastimes that aren't animation?
Yes, thank you for asking! I'm an avid musician and photographer (and have done both professionally in the past.) and have a BA(hons) in Musical Theater! I play guitar, piano, drums, ukulele, a little bit of bass and mandolin, and I also sing!
I also play competitive Rocket League and FIFA and I'm not very good at either of them. :P
What's your computer specs and setup?
AMD Ryzen 7 1700X
GeForce RTX 2070
16GB DDR4 RAM
Two 1080P 144fps Acer Monitors and an LG Ultrawide.
Razr Blackwidow and Naga Trinity
(And I have a comfy gaming chair and a desk that goes up and down. :3)
If you got all the way to the end of this, thank you so much for reading it! If you still have any questions, feel free to drop me a message here on Patreon, or my Twitter DMs.
If you decide to pledge, thank you so much, and I'll potentially see you in the Discord server, or here on the Patreon timeline! <3 <3 <3
If not, thanks for stopping by and maybe you'll come back soon. :3