List of The State episodes

This is a list of The State episodes.

Pilot

Skits Appearing In MTV Pilot

• Chair Wrestling - Robert Ben Garant wrestles a chair and loses. Re-used in episode 103.
• Elevator I
• Hormones
• Ride - It's 5:00 PM on Friday and the entire cast runs out of a large building dressed in business attire and carrying brief cases. They hop a fence in order to enter a playground and systematically monopolize each piece of equipment while shouting “RIDE!” and scaring all the children. The skit ends with the entire cast falling off a cliff. Re-used in episode 106 with an alternate ending.
• Cerialist Commercial
• Elevator II
• Sid & Nancy
• Capt Monterey Jack
• Simon Says
• Fire! Link
• Elevator IV

Skits Shot For MTV Pilot That Were Cut

• Spoons
• Beware of Sign
• Steven Hawking Standup
• Elevator III
• Carter's Lineage
• Hot Day (language)

Season 1

Episode 101

• Boogeyman
• Lenny Lipton Show
• Hormones
• Hops Plus
• Free Your Mind (Clown/Pirate)
• Chip's Party
• Hypothetical Question
• On-air Personality
• Mudwrestler
• Eating and Swimming
• Forever

Episode 102

• Fluffy Soft - parody of famous commercials for Snuggle fabric softener.
• Gang Fight - West Side Story-esque gang fight between a street gang, the Amish, and nuns.
• $7,000 Pyramid - game show featuring Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen
• Old Fashioned Guy (One True God)
• Cerialist Commercial - all actors speak in non-verbal "dee-duh-deh" language
• Mouse Problem - pest control for a home infested with Slash of Guns N' Roses and Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Doug & Dad
• Captain Monterey Jack (Leaving the Lights On)
• Old Fashioned Guy (Fire is Magic)
• Bigfoot in Office
• Louie (at party)

Episode 103

• Boogeyman - little boy gets paid
• Captain Monterey Jack (shoes)
• Pies
• Thanksgiving Dinner
• MTV Sports
• Chips Commercial
• Antonio - new foreign exchange student causes heartbreak for his teacher.
• Tape People
• Free Your Mind (Tapeface)
• Chair Wrestling
• Mr. Magina - sexual education teacher surprised that his students don't see the irony between his name and the subject matter.
• Gilbert Link - Mr. Magina runs into Gilbert Gottfried.
• Crackers

Episode 104

Not produced (combined with Episode 105 to become 106)

Episode 105

Not produced (combined with Episode 104 to become 106)

Episode 106

• Disclaimer
• Cute
• Ride
• Doug & Principal
• Don Law
• Light Coma
• Old Fashioned Guy (Giant)
• Pants
• Captn Monterey Jack (Cheese)
• On the Table
• $240 Worth of Pudding

Episode 107

• God is Dead
• Mind Match (Game show to win orphans)
• Grandma's Potato Chowder
• Hot Pursuits
• Free Your Mind (Smoker)
• James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
• Cindy Crawford
• Old Fashioned Guy (Sun and Moon)
• On-air Personality (Youth Conference)
• Lunch with The State
• Missy Von Kimmelman
• Old Fashioned Guy (Women Voters)
• Louie II

Episode 108

A compilation of previously aired skits

• Fluffy Soft
• James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
• Hormones
• Hops Plus
• Chip's Party
• MTV Sports
• Doug & Dad
• Pants
• Lenny Lipton Show
• $240 Worth of Pudding
• Amish Gang Fight

Skits Shot For Season 1 That Never Aired

• Bownty
• Coach Gunner
• Crazy Grandma Night
• Department Store
• Dinner at Marky Mark's
• Grunge Rock
• Deputy Cow Benny
• Inbred Brothers
• Shot in the head
• Super VIII
• Thompkins
• Union Trained Technicians I
• Union Trained Technicians II
• Union Trained Technicians III

Season 2

Episode 201

• Ballet I
• James Dixon: Power Priest
• Choking
• Sleep with The State
• Piggy Shoes
• Nazi War Criminals
• Ballet II
• Barry Lutz Show (Monkey Torture)
• Mime Crash
• Ballet III
• Service with a Smile (Carl!!!)

Episode 202

• I'm Watching
• Pre-school Narc
• Get a Job
• Jurassic Park
• Norwegian Cruise
• Battleship I
• Copy Shop
• Battleship II
• Superfriends
• Eating Muppets
• Hi Brow / Low Brow

Episode 203

• Microchip
• Bookworm
• Down the Pants
• Relationship Line
• People Really Live This Way
• Elevator
• State Intro
• Phone Line: Carrie
• Lois & Clark
• Barry & Levon
• Phone Line: Plant

Episode 204

• First Election
• Doug III
• Dad's Affair
• Bownty
• Commercial Whaling
• Bologna Foot
• O'Keefe/Stieglitz
• Busted
• And
• PMS

Episode 205

• Oh Betty
• Otto Bimini
• Job Interview
• Can I Go Play
• Can I Go Play II
• TV Watching
• Talk You
• Can I Go Play III
• Inbred Brothers
• Headlines

Episode 206

• World Records I
• Hepcat
• Babysitter
• Pimple
• Teacher's Lounge
• World Records II
• Dinner: The Kids
• Wildtown
• Fetishest
• Unplugged

Episode 207

A compilation of previously aired sketches

Skits Shot For Season 2 That Never Aired

• Krispy Pops
• Muskrats
• On Location
• Cows
• Previously On The State
• Fashion Magazine
• Tea & Sympathy
• Swamp Thing

Season 3

Episode 301

• Beardan High
• Boy in a Barn
• The Jew, The Italian and The Red Head Gay
• Blueberry Johnson
• Let's Move Out
• For Chelsea
• Just the 160,000 of Us
• In The Bathroom
• Monkeys Do It

Episode 302

• Tanner's Guide to Jane
• Prom Photos
• Sea Monkeys
• Hits from the 70's
• Kabuki Doug
• Toothbrush
• Lincoln Logs
• Staring Contest
• The Pope-ah's Visit

Episode 303

• Not a Talk Show
• Where's the Mousey?
• Tammy Wilkins: Notebook Artist
• The Restaurant Sketch
• Deathfight 5000
• Fan Names
• The Bearded Men of Space Station 11
• Origami
• Louie & The Last Supper

Episode 304

• David Wain Open
• Freaks
• Kill Tim
• The Andersons
• Festis, the Birthday Hobo
• The Animal Song
• Booger, Booger & Fartybutt
• The Funeral
• Asides
• Panama

Episode 305

• Precinct Open
• Dan, the Very Popular Openly Gay High School Student
• Kerri's Day
• Dreamboy
• Precinct Link
• Polar Bears
• Betty's No Good Clothes Shop and Pancake House
• Ray Gun
• Doug IV
• Froggy Jamboree

Episode 306

• Shower
• Planet Groovy
• Roughing It
• Barney McMacken
• Old Lighthouse Jeffers
• The Personal State
• Drugs
• Rug Brothers
• Porcupine Racetrack

Skits Shot For Season 3 That Never Aired

• Brendan
• Disco Lady
• Drag Dad (a clip was used to introduce "Beach" in Episode 310)
• Porno Sex Lover
• Real Estate Broker
• State Estate
• Crazy Geese
• Golf Balls
• One Minute with Bluie Dunard

Season 4

Episode 401

• Narcolepsy Today
• Race
• Howard Report
• H's & M's
• Slinky's
• Hot Dogs
• Tenement
• Cleaners
• Hallmark
• Monkey's Do It II

Episode 402

• Hokey Pokey
• U.S. Men's Bikini Thong Rollerblading Team
• Buddy's Home From Finals
• Normal Pervert
• Taco Man
• The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 1
• Senator Cavanaugh
• The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 2
• Sports Beat
• Alcoholism
• Ken's Dead Montage

Episode 403

• Ghost Story
• Sal & Frankie
• SAT's, pt. 1
• Dysfunctional Family
• Prince's Reception
• Cutlery Barn (Fried Bumblebees)
• Tuxedo
• Li'l Brown Dog Food
• Die For Love
• SAT's, pt. 2
• Laupin Variety Programme

Episode 404

• Hitchiker
• Terrorist Situation
• Leonard Harris Show
• Permanent School Record
• Free Market Economy
• Beach
• Fragments
• Billy's Play
• Coffee Family
• Cannonball Run

Episode 405

• Great Moments
• Prison Break
• Sideways House Family
• Super Robby
• Mr. Flemming's Arrival
• Prom
• Inbred Bros. -Army
• Borscht Boy
• Walton's Theme

Episode 406

• Blinking Contest
• Dentist
• Sci-Fi Laboratory
• High Plains Magic Fairy
• Jerry's Audition
• Bacon
• Kiss My Grits
• Last Will & Testament
• One Camper

Episode 407

• L.A. Open
• Dixon: Jedi Talent Agency
• Tough Choices
• Gas Station
• Gunter Brothers
• Desert Extras
• Real Estate Broker
• Adventures Of Young God
• Farewell
• Hi-lite Reel

References

The State Episode Guide (by David Wain)