I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed

I Am a Small Wooden Statue on a Patch of Crabgrass Next to a Dried Up Riverbed is an EP by Horse the Band. It was recorded during Summer 2001 at Love Juice Studios in Riverside, CA. About 300 copies were given out at local shows, with varying covers.

Track listing

All songs written by Horse the Band.

1. "Bunnies" – 3:39
2. "In the Wake of the Bunt" – 4:52
3. "The Immense Defecation of the Bunt" – 1:23
4. "The Hammer of Optirominiliukus" – 5:14
5. "The Greatest Weight" – 4:33

Personnel

• Adam Crook – lead vocals
• David Isen – guitars
• Nathan Winneke – bass guitar
• Erik Engstrom – keyboards, backing vocals
• Jason Karuza – drums