Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 3)

Wish You Were Ed: Rolf grows tired of the simple life in the cul-de-sac and longs for the Old Village. Double Dee explains that Rolf is homesick, pulled between two cultures. Hoping to take advantage of Rolf, Eddy decides to recreate Rolf's village and may even make a profit in doing it. However, this backfires when Jonny absent-mindedly wanders into the "village" (this was the debut of the show's popular song "That's My Horse", with an extremely violent dance to go with it).

Momma's Little Ed: The Eds are hanging out at Double Dee's house. While Double Dee tends to his daily chores, directed by his parents' sticky notes, Ed and Eddy do the perfect imitation of Double Dee's parents, using Ed's strange ability to copy people's handwriting perfectly, telling him to do the most ridiculous things. Double Dee believes it and thinks his parents actually wrote it.

Once Upon an Ed: Jonny and Plank are ready for bed, but then find out that the Eds are somehow trapped in Jonny's wall. The Eds have three different stories to tell, none of which agree. Eddy's story: An exaggerated version of his dream life where he rules over all the kids in the cul-de-sac and owns a vault-like jawbreaker bank which holds every flavor of jawbreakers. Double Dee's story: The most believable version – a simple scam where Ed and Eddy are more insanely exaggerated to take people's money and Jimmy has no braces. Double Dee is more assertive, confronting Ed and Eddy over their behavior. Ed's story: A B movie like tale of Double Dee babbling like an idiot, Ed having superpowers, and the Kankers eating "over-radiated mashed potatoes" and growing into giantesses.

For Your Ed Only: A scam gone wrong lands the Eds in Sarah's bedroom, destroying the room. The Eds, trying to clean up the room before Sarah gets back, find her secret diary. Sarah searches for her diary, while Eddy makes the wrong decision of reading it. Sarah gets the other kids to help her look for her diary.

It Came from Outer Ed: Double Dee and Eddy come up with an idea to trick Ed. Eddy drags Ed from his room while he is reading his new comic, "Evil Tim." After this idea bombs, Ed thinks of an idea for a scam. They all follow Ed's scam, doing unusual things, until it turns out to be a summoning ceremony, to summon Evil Tim, which apparently fails, but does attract an uncanny amount of crows.

3 Squares and an Ed: Guardsmen Sarah and Jimmy inform Double Dee and Eddy that Ed has been grounded, and the Eds must stage a daring escape from the house without Sarah and Jimmy knowing. Though Eddy and Double Dee are punished for helping Ed escape, Sarah goes easy on Double Dee due to her obvious crush on him.

Dueling Eds: The Eds have a scam for Jonny, which is karate lessons. This scam fails when everyone's attention is directed to Rolf's house. Rolf is modeling his sea cucumber suit for everyone, and offering them some for eating. Eddy shames "the son of a shepherd" once he takes one of the sea cucumber balls, and tosses it at a hole in the fence. Eddy insists he didn't do anything, but Double Dee gives him a potted plant to give to Rolf for apology. This plant turns out to be the "potted shrub of ridicule" and Rolf and Eddy have a duel. Eddy loses spectacularly, and Ed has a hideous allergic reaction to the "eels of forgiveness".

Dim Lit Ed: After an encounter with Jimmy, Jonny, Ed and Eddy, Double Dee has come to the conclusion that the whole cul-de-sac lacks good judgement. He gets everyone together, and encourages their education with a scavenger hunt. This fails when the kids realize that the prize is not a jawbreaker, which they at first came to believe.

Will Work for Ed: The Eds stumble upon a 3 for 1 Jawbreaker sale, but have no money. Rolf is nailing papers to light posts as the Eds find him. He is looking for help, and Ed agrees to help hoping to earn some cash, but he keeps messing up and gets pay deductions from Rolf, forcing Eddy to go on a one-man strike. However, Double D comes up with a good solution that leads to him and a reluctant Eddy working under both Rolf and a newly promoted Ed.

Ed, Ed and Away: The Eds set up "Crazy Ed's Custom Hot-Bikes". As Kevin passes by, Eddy makes fun of his poor excuse of a bike. Eddy then shows Kevin around and shows the best bike in his shop. After this fails, they find a loose red balloon, which the Eds become obsessed with popping. They then follow the balloon, so that they can pop it. Meanwhile, Sarah and Jimmy start a airline service.

X Marks the Ed: Eddy discovers he has a huge pimple. Everyone in the cul-de-sac is obsessed with it, but Rolf comes up with a rather unusual and painful cure that also causes Eddy's head to shrink.

From Here to Ed: After a scam gone wrong, Eddy blames and declares war on Kevin, much to Double Dee's disgust. Kevin insists he was completely uninvolved in the scam's failure, and Eddy's repeated attempts to retaliate Kevin fail.

Boys Will Be Eds: As Nazz gives them a lecture for making fun of Jimmy, all the boys (except Rolf and Jimmy) develop a crush on Nazz, and follow her everywhere. They fight over pitching to her in baseball, and they try to win her affections to the extent that she runs away screaming. The Eds get a big surprise when they attempt to serenade Nazz under her window that night, but found that they had the wrong house.

Ed or Tails: Ed receives a package of two Slovak Brand jawbreakers he ordered. The fact that there aren't enough jawbreakers for all three Eds, starts an argument between the Eds, and Eddy is determined to get one. After witnessing a fired-up fight between them, which began with the loss of one of the jawbreakers to Jonny, Rolf gets involved and tells them the only way to settle it is a battle of wits. Even after Ed wins this battle, the other jawbreaker is lost as well and Ed is to be found eating a snail.

Gimme, Gimme Never Ed: Jonny thinks that the Eds' surf school scam gone wrong is a ride and the Eds spend the whole day making rides for Plank. However, these rides fail to impress Plank, and the last one nearly kills the Eds.

My Fair Ed: After being threatened by the other kids, Double Dee tries and surprisingly succeeds at turning his friends into polite people like he is. This backfires, when Ed and Eddy begin to go overboard with niceness.

Rock-a-Bye-Ed: Ed dreams that Johnny is his mother and that he has punished him. True to his comic-based exaggerated fantasies, the punishment is surreal and quite severe. As a result, Ed develops an insane fear of Johnny, causing him to run screaming from him. In the end, it was just another dream by Johnny.

O-Ed-Eleven: While going through his brother's old stuff, Eddy and his friends stumble upon a map to Eddy's brother's "secret stash" and decipher it, only to find it lies underneath the Kankers' trailer.

The Luck of the Ed: Eddy searches the area for his lost magazines that his brother gave him. As time flies, Eddy begins to believe there are traitors in the ranks of his friends, especially Edd, but also Kevin. This leads him to steal Double Dee's hat and Ed's eyebrow and hold them for ransom.

Ed... Pass It on...: After Eddy's restaurant scam fails, Eddy decides to start a rumor about his big brother coming home that eventually gets out of hand.

Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?: Sarah gives Ed her allowance to go and buy fudge, but Eddy makes Ed buy Jawbreakers for the three of them instead. Then the Eds spend the rest of the day trying to pay Sarah back. In the end, Eddy gets hung up in a tree with his underpants by Ed and Edd.

The Day the Ed Stood Still: Double Dee and Eddy make Ed a monster suit, resembling the Xenomorph in Alien, to attract customers to their carnival. Upon donning the suit, Ed is convinced he's a monster, reenacting the movie Alien by pasting his friends (except Edd, Eddy and Sarah) to his basement wall with chewed-up Chunky Puffs.

An Ed in the Bush: Rolf readies The Urban Rangers for their hike into the nearby woods, but it's almost dark. Eddy attempts to scare The Urban Rangers to "prove they are big phonies."

See No Ed: The kids are in the lane when they learn from each other that they haven't seen the Eds all day. They look for them, but no luck. Kevin becomes paranoid and suspicious, and tries to convince everyone it is another nefarious plot by the Eds, but they do not listen.

Is There an Ed in the House?: The Eds are taking a picture of Rolf when they find out that Sarah is sick. Ed and Jimmy both do what they can to take care of her and nurse her back to health, which starts a rivalry between them.

An Ed is Born: Eddy gets a large package from his brother, only to find it is addressed to "Pipsqueak" and full of baby things. Determined to show his big brother how he's grown up, he borrows Ed's camera and has his friends help make a home movie that not only is meant to make Eddy look matured, but to also make him appear as if he is the leader and most popular kid of the cul-de-sac.